Am I alive?
Tune in next week to find out.
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Remind me not to eat oreos while signing my name ever again because I will write Frank Oreo.
Yes, yes it is.
Heeey it’s Franklin
Cominnn’ to your house
everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough
"we haven’t talked in forever!! how have you been???"
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*pokes my responsibilities with a stick* what is this get it away from me